manateeluver64:

my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

Sherlock turning up to crime scenes with John likeimageaww yisssss murder

conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila